(Source: killedthecunt)


goldsouul:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

Oh my god

  • gay male: i'm gay
  • straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
  • gay female: i'm gay
  • straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
  • And let's not forget -
  • Gay female: I'm gay
  • Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
  • Gay male: I'm gay
  • Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
  • My response:
  • Anyone ever: I'm gay
  • Me: awesome.
  • attractive boy: hi i'm famous
  • attractive boy: hi i'm gay
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
  • attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
  • attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
  • attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
  • attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
  • attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
  • attractive boy: hi i'm married and i have kids
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a highly-functioning sociopath and married to my flatmate
  • attractive boy: hi i just died cause I wanted freedom for France
  • attractive boy: hi i've been brainwashed multiple times and have a metal arm
  • attractive boy: hi not only am i attractive i am also perfect in pretty much every way but i have a prosthetic leg and i'm dead and also i don't actually exist

0oyesashley:

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

A MILLION BUCKS!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GOODNIGHT

(Source: youaretheasstomybutt)