- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
- My response:
- Anyone ever: I'm gay
- Me: awesome.
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm married and i have kids
- attractive boy: hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
- attractive boy: hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord
- attractive boy: hi i'm a highly-functioning sociopath and married to my flatmate
- attractive boy: hi i just died cause I wanted freedom for France
- attractive boy: hi i've been brainwashed multiple times and have a metal arm
- attractive boy: hi not only am i attractive i am also perfect in pretty much every way but i have a prosthetic leg and i'm dead and also i don't actually exist
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
A MILLION BUCKS!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GOODNIGHT
(Source: youaretheasstomybutt)
